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I Still Truly Believe I Am A 45 Year Old Divorced Man Trapped In A 24 Year Old's Body

  Here at the Weenie Hut Inc. Fantasy Football League brought to you by Sloppenheimer: America’s favorite 1940s era brothel, we strive for improvement which is why every year we discuss rule changes. You may be asking Derek, how can this incredibly average fantasy football league that is exactly the same as every other fantasy football league that consists of 20-something year olds get any better (no the racist and “dark humor” team names don’t make us special)? Well reader, I’ll let you know. But I won’t tell you in the intro because then you have no reason to read my article. Rule #1: Waivers I hardly even know her. Due to the absolute sweaty neckbeard behavior of some of the participants, this has become a necessity so that people with real jobs have a chance to compete. Back in the college days when there was no reason to wake up early, no waivers made Tuesday mornings crazier than waking up to the news that Little Boy hit Japan. But now with some people having real jobs, those tha