Week 2 Power Rankings
WEEK 2 POWER RANKINGS: BY THE NUMBERS 1) Mississippi Sentient Turds Number: 2 Why: I’m immature They may be the Turds, but they sure ain’t too shitty. After beating the crap outta a good Wagon team, this team is looking hot. Led by the dynamic duo of Mahomes and Kelce, along with the strong veteran presence of Justin Tucker, this team looks poised early to win the trophy that we may or may not have. 2) Borderline War Criminal Number: 22 Why: players drafted before this year’s MVP After dad-dicking the Boys Slant Boys in Week 1 without GOAT Jeopardy! host Aaron Rodgers, the Criminals put on a strong showing in Week 2. They have an elite bench and Aaron Rodgers had a bounce back week* making this a team that will win a lot of battles. *wrote this after Rodgers’ first drive, will not be changing it no matter what 3) Chubb’s Massive Wagon Number: 8 Why: inches the whole city is at (lucky them) Despite getting shat on this week, this team will be battling for a bye week in the K-Mart© Fanta...