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2026 NFL Draft Ramblings

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Arizona Cardinals  (C-) Jeramiah Love maybe be first year Bijan all over again as this looking to be a genuine 2.5 rb backfield if they try to keep james conner or trey benson involved besides new signee of Allgeier. Kendrick Bourne only real pass catching shake up to this team but Love could take some easy safety net and designed screen volume away from Mcbride. This offense will be much the same in terms of being really well spread out the hope is for dynamic play to increase and touchdowns to go their way. Minschew and Beck aren’t true competition to Mr. Brissett  Atlanta Falcons (C) Just a reminder Tua will be the QB for a least a good portion of next year but he is on a tiny contract and could be kicked out fast. Tons of D-Line work and Sydney Brown trade should help defense stay middle of the pack Baltimore Ravens (B) Vega Ioane and Zion Young are great picks in early rounds but ravens traded down and ended up drafting a ton of filler low round picks No one was willing t...
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 Here at the Weenie Hut Jr Gazette Dispatch (gamer reference) Times Yelp Review Expert Times Post we celebrate Veterans Day in two ways. First, we blast dubstep renditions of military music all day. This is to honor soldiers both past and present. Second, we find any way to wedge in a joke about people thanking us for our service to my veteran coworkers who are JUST professional enough to not beat the ever living shit out of me on company time. The third thing we're doing to celebrate Veterans Day is power ranking the greatest battles in all of military history. Like, subscribe, and thank Darrian and I for our service.    1 Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby Me vs Poison Ivy     Quite possibly the greatest battle of all, one historians, writers, and the public have agreed upon as one of the three themes of life, man versus nature. A struggle we share with the cavemen of years past. A battle that shall be waged until the end of time or the end of man, whichever comes first. ...
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we need to talk

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 I've been trying to come up with a theme song for these power rankings. I've reached out to Pearl Jam and Avril Lavigne to see if either of them would be interested in starring in it. I would like to note the intent is that only one of them would actually perform it. However if both were up to it I would not mind a collaboration. I do not know how well that would guy. Probably pretty fucking sick. Drop in the comments who you would like to see perform our theme song. Don't forget to like and subscribe. If you don't I'll shit in your water supply.   THEME: Top 10 races      1 Aubrey's 3rd Leg The Indy 500    The pinnacle of motorsport. Really fast cars go really fast for 500 laps. The crashes are insane. The fans are insane. We all keep blacking out when we go. Sometimes people puke on couches. And that happens. Really it happens to everybody sometimes. Like it's something we all can look back at and laugh at. Because since the guilty party cleaned it ...
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Your WWE Finisher Star Sign

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  Chubb, Chuba, and Chubby- Sleeper  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce8sPs4eBac This move is effective, slow, methodical and can put out anyone no matter their star power. But you almost always see it coming and a lot of time wrestlers will put up half a fight to get out of it but at the end of the day they always fail. Just like us against Sully’s hydra headed running back room. Hopefully after we all wake up from being choked out from this nightmare of a season we will be in the magical land of .5 ppr or 3rd WR and not have the RB market have a chokehold on us every year. Addison AssEaters- Superkick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzSBRQV1T40 Look this move stinks everybody does it, it’s been so reused that it barely classifies as a finisher anymore. But when the stars align and the perfect one is hit there’s nothing prettier. Derek’s team lacks the wow factor that other top teams have but it’s solid in almost every aspect and sneaking just under the surface is the superki...
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