i can only write if there is an impending deadline
The ghost of Benjamin Nen-yahoo came to me in a dream last night. He said to me, you have to make a power rankings before the season starts. I said, well they don't play on Wednesdays so I have another day. He said nuh uh they changed that this year. I said oh really. He said yes. I said well I don't wanna listen to you. He said yeah but you wanna write the power rankings still. I said yeah but it has nothing to do with you. He said well I'm telling you to. I said well now I don't want to. He said your friends will be disappointed and I know that because I came in their dreams too. I said ew gross. Then I woke up and wrote the power rankings 14 hours later. 1 New England Harbor Turds Mediterranean Gecko I have to rank these fellas number 1 after I killed one last year unintentionally. This is my pathetic attempt at breaking the curse that I am convinced has been put upon me by the lizard spirits that surround us. These spirits drove Josh Jacobs to (allegedly) b...