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So You Want The First Overall Pick

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 Fellow racing fans, welcome to THE Weenie Hut Jr Post Gazette Times New Roman Annual Indy 500 Driver Breakdown Extravaganza (also known by it's acronym, TWHJPGTNRAI5DBE). This is for all you casual racing fans, or someone who doesn't even know that Prema is no longer racing in Indycar. Ha. That was a funny one. Ask basically anyone if you don't get it, it was pretty big news. Anyways, here's your breakdown to help select your driver this year. The Favorites Alex Palou   This is the most boring pick imaginable, but it basically guarantees you a top 3 selection. It is oval racing so anything could happen, however Palou is superhuman and his team appears to have figured out how to add a force field around his car so he barely ever gets crashed into. Last year he won the majority of the races and the Indy 500, so at this point it feels safe to set betting lines as Palou vs the field much like the world's best driver Mr. Tiger Woods.  Josef Newgarden   Do you want someo...