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I think god hates me because why else would all of my flights ever always get delayed murder me please

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So your whole fantasy football season will be dictated by the Indy 500 but you don’t know anything about it. Now what? Well here at the Weenie Hut Jr Post Gazette Dispatch Times brought to you by our primary partner Big Oil are here to help. We can’t make the decision for you, but we’re about to make it a hell of a lot easier by breaking down the best and worst drivers to pick. You’re a Eurocentric snob Marcus Ericsson Even though Marcus is a Swede, he is technically European. Why does that matter you may ask? It doesn’t. I’m gonna keep it a buck with you, this may be THE guy to pick. His last 2 Indy 500s he went number 1 then number 2. Even if he keeps that trend going and finishes with a bottom podium position this is an oval race so 3rd could realistically get you first dibbs. However that being said, he learned how to oval race using iRacing and those guys fucking suck so maybe hold off on this guy. Also he switched to a slightly worse (but still pretty good) team this year so that