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  WEEK 3 POWER RANKINGS: Baseball Stadiums 1) Borderline War Criminal Stadium: Dodger Stadium Reason: Is Dodger Stadium the best MLB stadium? No, probably not. Has it been ranked by some as the best? Weirdly, yeah. Just like the War Criminals, it’s a damn good stadium that may or may not deserve the top spot, but it gets it anyways. The War Criminals have won the title of “Last Undefeated Team.” While entirely meaningless, the team has consistently put up solid numbers for the past three weeks and managed to score in the top half of the league this week despite missing 2 of their top 3 running backs. They also have a handsome GM. 2) Slant Boys Stadium: Camden Yards Reason: Camden Yards is a beautiful stadium that has set the standard for modern stadiums. Located in Baltimore (sadly), it has a beautiful view of the city’s skyline and a warehouse in right that actually looks kinda cool. The Slant Boys are a dangerous team because of their firepower and ability to pop off, and Camden ...

WEEK 2 POWER RANKINGS: BY THE NUMBERS 1) Mississippi Sentient Turds Number: 2 Why: I’m immature They may be the Turds, but they sure ain’t too shitty. After beating the crap outta a good Wagon team, this team is looking hot. Led by the dynamic duo of Mahomes and Kelce, along with the strong veteran presence of Justin Tucker, this team looks poised early to win the trophy that we may or may not have. 2) Borderline War Criminal Number: 22 Why: players drafted before this year’s MVP After dad-dicking the Boys Slant Boys in Week 1 without GOAT Jeopardy! host Aaron Rodgers, the Criminals put on a strong showing in Week 2. They have an elite bench and Aaron Rodgers had a bounce back week* making this a team that will win a lot of battles. *wrote this after Rodgers’ first drive, will not be changing it no matter what 3) Chubb’s Massive Wagon Number: 8 Why: inches the whole city is at (lucky them) Despite getting shat on this week, this team will be battling for a bye week in the K-Mart© Fanta...