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  Everyone knows the foundation of a good fantasy football team is a good draft. Some would say that means getting your guys, some would say that means getting value at your picks, most would say you shouldn’t draft Kyle Pitts. No matter how well your (my) 50 roster transactions go, you probably won’t be able to make up for too many draft misses. Unless Derek trades you an RB1 every year then you’re probably fine regardless. Anyways, here’s a ranking of people’s drafts. Jesus Died For Your Zyns (Andy): Best Pick: Christian McCaffrey. Your best pick was the easy one. Make of that what you will. Worst Pick: Alvin Kamara. This isn’t a PPR league, but it is a league with a Derek Carr led offense in the year of our lord 2024. I wouldn’t want any part of that, especially with the 21OA pick. Overrated: Joe Burrow. But it’ll be fun for weeks 4-8 where he heats up and isn’t hurt. Underrated: Jakobi Meyers. Will probably somehow have the most targets of anybody on the Raiders. Except when yo...

  Here at the Weenie Hut Jr Post Gazette Times New Herald, we spent the offseason doing our own research.  The biggest mystery of the 21st century has been puzzling researchers, detectives, and  the common man for 23 years. And while we here after spending much time and ene rgy could not unequivocally determine the answer, but we’ve come close. Here ar e the top 10 most likely people to have committed 9/11. Also the post-draft power rankings. 1) The team formerly known as the MS Sentient Turds Dick Cheney Many people make the mistake of thinking George W Bush  was  responsible for the heinous act. However the answer is simpler than that. It was his vice president.  Why we think it’s him you may ask? Well lots of reasons. Mostly because towards the end of last season we did  a whole article praising W so it would be an extremely bad look to say he did  9/11. Another reason: his name is Dick. 9/11 is widely considered a dick move.  It just make...