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Wow…what a terrible week of football for Lawn Duty. 70% of the league finished below 90 pts and watching our teams resulted in mostly touchdown-less boring football. But you know what's not boring is cartoons. Let’s be honest here, cartoons on the big screen and tele have  given the freedom to some horned up animators to let their minds run wild and have groomed an entire generation with cartoon scary goth chicks (all women scare me but that’s beyond the point). This week’s power rankings is “Cartoon characters that…Yeah I would” where it get progressively more confusing, but still…would. 1) Mrs. Incredible/Elastagirl (Slant Boys) With nearly 42k on the dedicated subreddit Helen is the undisputed goat  r/elastagirl . According to Brad Bird, the creator of Elastagirl, Helen is a modern mom who must stretch in hundreds of different ways each day. He once described the character as having a “very sturdy center” and oh he made that very clear. Just like Helen, this team’s got a wagon

  Imagine not starting a really good wide receiver this week. Okay now open your eyes. If you participate in this league, you probably didn’t have to imagine, because 11 of the top 15 WRs were not in starting lineups this week. This is really uncommon. I’m pretty sure numbers back that up.  Player Rank Amon-Ra St. Brown 2 Jaylen Waddle 3 Garrett Wilson (FA) 4 Nelson Agholor (FA) 8 Rashod Bateman 9 Drake London 10 Amari Cooper 11 Curtis Samuel 12 Noah Brown (FA) 13 Corey Davis (FA) 14 Jahan Dotson 15 Diggs changed this but whatever, he can go fuck himself 1) Slant Boys Formula 1 Car The pinnacle of motor racing. This car is the fastest around just about any track. This team put up big numbers despite down weeks from Johnathan Taylor and Travis Kelce, but unfortunately for the rest of the league that won’t be a common occurrence. The rest of the team only overperformed a bit, so their high score isn’t insane. They seem likely to put up F1 constructor points up every week. I’m beginning t

Statement, the Webster Marian Dictionary defines it as - a definite or clear expression of something in speech or writing. Many strong statements were made this past week by every team; surprises, heartbreak, treachery, and many..... hmmmm  uggg ooff ohhh..... sensual moments. Lets break down Week 1's Power Rankings of Season 2 Lawn Duty. 1.        STL Zoo Water Art Fountain (Zach Wilson’s Buddy’s Mom) Wow with the biggest jump of any team from the preseason rankings you just gotta stop and say, wow I need to drink from that. You know that thousands of hands and tongues have run their way along this spiral of wonders, but that only seems to draw you in closer. The constant blurbal of source water running past you spigot provides an ASMR similar to that of a creek through the woods. This team is a masterpiece in the working and anything less than a championship is a failure. Would take some seriously incompetent managing to accomplish this. So their probably finishing 4 th . 2.