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After listening to Phil complain about how many times he’s left 30 burgers on the bench, I wanted to take a deeper dive into analyzing start/sit accuracy. While working through this effort, many questions have surfaced about management and mismanagement of teams, and how roster moves, drafting, and luck weighs in on a team’s overall performance.  Phil makes twice as many roster moves as the next person, but does that really matter if he’s going to leave the big scorers on the bench every week? Do constant waiver wire moves just cover up poor ability to take the right players in the draft?  How lucky is Ethan? Can looking at numbers give insight into anything, or is trading for Derrick Henry the only clear path to victory in this league? Quick breakdown of how I looked through each matchup: Each manager has the potential to start 9 players correctly each week. Therefore, a perfect week would be starting all 9 correctly. As the results will show, this provides small separation...

  You know what fraud and missing the fantasy football playoffs have in common? They make people look like this That was just so that would show up as the thumbnail. Anyways this week is about fraud. I don’t feel like writing an intro. It hurts me. Note: I won’t be writing power rankings next week because it doesn’t feel necessary for the playoffs. It’s TBD if I write something, I may just post a list of insults for each of you since that’s all this really is 1 Return of the King Fraudulent activities: trade raping special needs people doesn’t make you good at fantasy football Continually getting gifted Derrick Henry doesn’t make you good at fantasy football. It means 2 things: I’m bad at fantasy football and you have no heart. You can’t keep getting away with this. Unless I draft Derrick Henry again next year. Which I won’t. Maybe. 2 Father of the Year Fraudulent activities: fake good at fantasy football, will not elaborate Nothing more needs to be said. Phil isn’t actually good a...

  I would like to formally apologize to the readers of the Weenie Hut Jr Post Gazettes Times New Roman. You expect nothing less perfection and you deserve it. However, I have reached the acceptance stage of grief. As a result I am quite hinged right now, I’m pretty tired in fact. These rankings will be quite sane, but don’t worry the level of writing will be just as low as you might expect. 1 Return of the King OJ Simpson Killers on and off the field. Hopefully this team doesn’t get too complacent during their bye week. The only way they lose this year if they let themselves get too big of a head. As long as they don’t get too cocky and, I don’t know, don’t let their opponents set their roster they’ll be fine. Anyways this is my official protest of the ongoing collusion and Brian and Mike should both be relegated to the Witzo Bowl playoffs. I’m the unbiased media saying this. I report only facts. 2 Justin Jefferson’s ACL Gibby GIBBBBBBAY.  3 Father of the Year dude sucking his...