Weenie Hut Jr.

  Welcome to a very serious edition of this week’s Power Rankings presented by the Penkse Indycar Racing  Team. In this edition we have to bravely call out a scandal that has taken place this week. Our league’s  Deshaun Watson, Darrian, has ruined the trust within our league with his lying and cheating. We cannot sit  silently by while this takes place. So our form of protest of his actions is to exclude him from this week’s  power rankings, which is a first in history. Get wreck shithole. Anyways speaking of bans this week’s theme is books that I believe should be banned. 1 Slant Boys Book of Mormon I’m not saying the Missouri Mormon War was justified or anything however I do know who’s side I was  on. And I didn’t go to BYU. I’m not saying that it was correct that Mormons were banned from Missouri  either. However I would appreciate if maybe they just banned their book. Just for fun maybe. Shits and  giggles I suppose. Sully’s team is kinda a wagon, especially as long as McCaffery is

  Oh my god week 1 finally happened. I can finally stop jorking it to 2023 highlights of TJ Hockenson  before his injury and start cranking to week 1 highlights of my team. I was TIREd of this offseason  so much.  1 Washington Sewer Pipes Yokohama YK-GTX All Season These tires are obviously the best in existence. Why you make ask? Because they are the tires on my  car and by ranking them first I am proving they are absolutely fantastic tires. That logic may not be that  sound but that has never once stopped me before. The era of Steven dominance is once again upon  us. Every single pick absolutely hit. His team has already been declared healthy for the rest of the season.  The city of Washington (or state I do not know for sure) is rejoicing and begging Steven to father their  children. The rest of the league is just battling for honestly 3rd as this team will manage to achieve both 1st  and 2nd. 2 Addison AssEaters Tires on fighter jets I really like fighter jets. If I had to do a pow