Weenie Hut Jr.

Hello I am guest power ranking this week, and unfortunately none of my coworkers wanted to get drunk tonight and there aren't any walkable liquor stores so I'm just doing this sober I guess.  30 min later update I walked to a gas station so now i'm drinking bottled Mich Ultras and doing my best Derek impression. Also, apparently the suburbs of Chicago are not very walkable despite Google Maps routing me this way as if it was walkable. Here's a picture of the highway underpass on the way to the Shell station: Staying in a hotel is strange because there's a strange childlike excitement about it for like 30 seconds and then you realize it sucks. I'm always looking forward to scrolling the cable channels but it turns out TV sucks these days. Anyway, today's theme is things on cable in my hotel room.  #1: Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby TV Show: Seinfeld It's pretty sick how no matter what time it is or where you are, Seinfeld is always on cable somewhere. What's ...

  This may be a controversial list and I understand why you may feel that way. However while doing research  for this list, I came across quite possibly my favorite list of worst inventions. The top four are as such: Segway,  New Coke, Clippy, Agent Orange. You can’t make this shit up. Agent Orange at #4? And this isn’t some random  blogger or even buzzfeed. This is from TIME Magazine. I almost quit writing this article for the second time  this week (my first theme was WAY too suicidal) after seeing that, I genuinely can’t top that. Theme: Worst invenetions ever with their inventor 1 Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby James Strachan - Apache Camel Have you ever wondered if the people that come up with such awful inventions know about the despair and  destruction they will cause when they create it? Or see what horrors they’ve committed and feel regret? I’m  sure James doesn’t care. Why would he? He’s gotta be a sadist. He has made my life miserable. Terrible....

I know you guys are excited but please keep it in your pants. It can’t be that hard to keep edging until at  least the end of the article after the entry for day one or one day (we all know whose team that is). Just to hold  on. Hooold on. That’s a good boy. Anyways my team is dogshit so today’s theme is worse places to shit. 1 Aubrey’s 3rd Leg School Bathroom   Unlike other places on this list, the school bathroom is indoors and should be a relatively comfortable pooping  location. However danger lurks in every corner. Children will cross lines that the Geneva Condition flinch at.  Raytheon wouldn’t dream of committing the crimes schoolchildren conceive. The 3rd Legs, which is an innuendo for penises, are quite good. They also have a deep bench. However this  franchise always have a deep bench likely due to their inability to start the right people. Look out for that in  the playoffs when they have to face other good teams. 2 Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby Ga...