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my legs hurt and are shaking

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 I've already determined halfway through the first song that sea shanties are terrible writing songs. Unfortunately I've already determined the theme of this power rankings and I need mood music to write. So I'm stuck with it. I feel like the captain of a ship with the cheapest shittiest crew of all time. SEA MONSTERS   1 Aubrey's 3rd Leg Cthulhu      Cthulhu is a weird fuck created by a very racist guy. I picked him as the number one scariest sea monster though now that I did my research (spent only 15 seconds on its Wikipedia page) I don't know that it even mythologically killed anybody. Too bad he is a very scary fella. Derrick Henry has been struggling. Garrett Wilson has Justin Fields throwing to him. Patrick Mahomes isn't actually a good fantasy quarterback. I'm sure this team isn't very high in the standings... I really hope the stars don't show up so everybody else has a chance.     2 Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby  Kraken    T...