Your WWE Finisher Star Sign

 

  1. Chubb, Chuba, and Chubby- Sleeper 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce8sPs4eBac


This move is effective, slow, methodical and can put out anyone no matter their star power. But you almost always see it coming and a lot of time wrestlers will put up half a fight to get out of it but at the end of the day they always fail. Just like us against Sully’s hydra headed running back room. Hopefully after we all wake up from being choked out from this nightmare of a season we will be in the magical land of .5 ppr or 3rd WR and not have the RB market have a chokehold on us every year.


  1. Addison AssEaters- Superkick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzSBRQV1T40


Look this move stinks everybody does it, it’s been so reused that it barely classifies as a finisher anymore. But when the stars align and the perfect one is hit there’s nothing prettier. Derek’s team lacks the wow factor that other top teams have but it’s solid in almost every aspect and sneaking just under the surface is the superkick of Justin Jefferson inevitable return to top WR 1 status




  1. Wizard of Bos- Tombstone

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pC__iu-KKus


The Tombstone isn’t particularly flashy but damn is it effective nobody kicks out of taker’s tombstone especially when that big ass tongue comes out. Even when UnderTaker got super old it still somehow hit every time, the spooky magic still felt real. Mike better hope Rodger’s spooky old man magic lasts too because after Metcalf his WR room starts to crumble fast.



  1. Washington Sewer Pipes- Sol Ruca 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMloZqaGVhE



Little fresh new one here for you, wanted to dive deep into the wrestling nerd bag and show you the new best finisher in the game. Once again I’m ahead of the curve on young men watching, Egbuka/Kraft/JSN all new star talent.When my WR’s hit man oh man is it electric but if the rest of my team slips at all this team might fall on it’s face real fast, just like a botch on this electric move. But it hasn’t happened to Sol Ruca yet. Why would my team be different? Egbuka totally isn’t a massive issue.... Totally... please come back pookie.





  1. Aubrey’s Third Leg- Cross Rhodes

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W3ww_UFis8I


Total main character energy, Cody Rhodes is the face of the company right now but his finisher kinda mid. When all the story lines come together and he can hit 3 in a row in wrestlemania 40 it brought a tear to my eyes. Similarly when King Henry is going off nothing makes a tear run down my thigh faster. But what happens if the King took a step back, or James Cook falls back down to his previous standard + No Puka. Phil might hit 1 or 2 each week but to beat the GOAT Roman Reigns (Sully) he needs all 3 to hit.











  1. Sweep the Leg Jaydenson- Pedigree

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDdWUEXTjpY


Very mid move from an impressive wrestler turned CEO of WWE. If the pedigree beats you, it’s basically a sign you aren’t cut out for the big league. Andy’s team is a perfect benchmark if you feel you confidently beat him 9/10 times congrats you got a playoff team if you’re a little worried about seeing Andy on your schedule time to start practicing bowling buddy.



  1. Sacko Bowl Nightmare- Sister Abigail

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UHYGFGkaH6U


This move has all the mystique and power the cross rhodes fails to have. These moves twist in the opposite direction and I kinda see Phil and Wahle’s team twisting in opposite directions too. Ethan’s WRs are waking up and the low floor of current Judkins and Saquon I’m convinced will improve as it gets colder. Only issue is that Wahle’s team usually dies right as he starts to look impressive, like this finisher’s creator-RIP Bray Wyatt RIP Wahle’s championship hopes week 11



  1. New England Harbor Turds- Santino’s Snake

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VAo0vc0HNRY


How could I not look up a comedy move for a man starting the ultimate crayon eater as RB 1. Fun fact literally no one has kicked out of this move, Q is my dark horse for the championship this year no further questions.






  1. No Pain No Rogaine- End of Days

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ouKMl5UPybo


Ooooohh baby this move is sick but man was it attached to a dog shit balding wrestler. Everytime I look at this team I see Bijan and get excited and then I start to ballistically rage at seeing chase brown, travis ettiene and keenan allen as pillars of this team.



  1. Day One or One Day- Brock Lesnar’s Botched Shooting Star Press

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxz3RJx1ylk


No more impressive move than seeing a 350 pound shaved gorilla of a man do a shooting star press off the top rope, this move was sick for two times until on the third lesnar landed on his head and nearly snapped his neck in the middle of the ring. Im always impressed by Darrian’s commitment to avoiding chalk, I see that team soar for 2 whole weeks before it always comes crashing down.


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