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  We at the Weenie Hut Jr Post Times Gazette Comic Sans would like to casually apologize for not writing a power  rankings last week. We won’t formally apologize because there was a great reason for not doing it. Vibes were  incredibly off. Anyways who cares. On to the next one.  We’re back with a banger. Celebrities who said the N word and are not, in fact, black 1 Addison AssEaters Tim Allen Tim Allen takes the top spot on this list because he has by far the funniest reason for saying it. I have to directly  copy the quotes because they’re funnier than if I tried to paraphrase it. "If I have no intent, if I show no intent, if  I clearly am not a racist, then how can 'n****r' be bad coming out of my mouth?" - Tim Allen. “It's very confusing  to the European mind how that works...." - Tim Allen again. Quite an interesting take. Folks in Addison are  starting to get excited. First in points for. Ja’Marr and Kelce finally starting to contribute. No ...

  I fucking hate HBO or HBO Max or MAX or whatever the fuck it’s called nowadays. I like to put on a nice  little background show while writing these articles because I’m a stereotypical iPad kid because we live in a  society, and today it just isn’t working. Ya boy just wanted to see what this whole Veep thing was about (shoutout  Witz) and wouldn’t you know it, doesn’t work. Bullshit. But I won this week so still it’s a good week until  Thursday at least. Thanks to the 38 year old that ghosted me on Tinder after two messages, today’s theme is celebrities dating  women much older than them. 1 Slant Boys Ryan Gosling I am so him. Or at least I wish I was. Well I suppose it depends on which Ryan Gosling we’re talking about and  by that I mean which character because I struggle to separate actors from the characters they play. Actually I  want to be every version of Ryan Gosling. Especially the one that dated Sandra Bullock for awhile, that’d be ...

  Welcome to a very serious edition of this week’s Power Rankings presented by the Penkse Indycar Racing  Team. In this edition we have to bravely call out a scandal that has taken place this week. Our league’s  Deshaun Watson, Darrian, has ruined the trust within our league with his lying and cheating. We cannot sit  silently by while this takes place. So our form of protest of his actions is to exclude him from this week’s  power rankings, which is a first in history. Get wreck shithole. Anyways speaking of bans this week’s theme is books that I believe should be banned. 1 Slant Boys Book of Mormon I’m not saying the Missouri Mormon War was justified or anything however I do know who’s side I was  on. And I didn’t go to BYU. I’m not saying that it was correct that Mormons were banned from Missouri  either. However I would appreciate if maybe they just banned their book. Just for fun maybe. Shits and  giggles I suppose. Sully’s team is kinda a wa...