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  Chubb, Chuba, and Chubby- Sleeper  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce8sPs4eBac This move is effective, slow, methodical and can put out anyone no matter their star power. But you almost always see it coming and a lot of time wrestlers will put up half a fight to get out of it but at the end of the day they always fail. Just like us against Sully’s hydra headed running back room. Hopefully after we all wake up from being choked out from this nightmare of a season we will be in the magical land of .5 ppr or 3rd WR and not have the RB market have a chokehold on us every year. Addison AssEaters- Superkick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzSBRQV1T40 Look this move stinks everybody does it, it’s been so reused that it barely classifies as a finisher anymore. But when the stars align and the perfect one is hit there’s nothing prettier. Derek’s team lacks the wow factor that other top teams have but it’s solid in almost every aspect and sneaking just under the surface is the superki...

The theme is the 10 worst coworkers one could possibly have. If you think this is referring to you I swear to god it's actually someone else. Who am I kidding, if you are on this list you do not have the self awareness to realize it would be you. But remember, these are fictional stereotypes. 1 Chubb, Chuba, and Chubby  The Guy Who Just Wants To Talk About The Reds    This guy is actually a very pleasant person. Seems nice enough, at least for the work place, gets their work done, mostly just another coworker you would normally make quick small talk with when getting coffee. However, this guy knows you like baseball. In an office lacking in baseball fans. So when he sees you, he lets it all out. Your legs will cramp. Your eyelids will become heavy. He will spout the most old school takes of all time. There is no escape. These guys are really good. Roughly the best team in the league.   2 Addison AssEaters  The Guy With Not Train Autism    Here we have ...

 I've already determined halfway through the first song that sea shanties are terrible writing songs. Unfortunately I've already determined the theme of this power rankings and I need mood music to write. So I'm stuck with it. I feel like the captain of a ship with the cheapest shittiest crew of all time. SEA MONSTERS   1 Aubrey's 3rd Leg Cthulhu      Cthulhu is a weird fuck created by a very racist guy. I picked him as the number one scariest sea monster though now that I did my research (spent only 15 seconds on its Wikipedia page) I don't know that it even mythologically killed anybody. Too bad he is a very scary fella. Derrick Henry has been struggling. Garrett Wilson has Justin Fields throwing to him. Patrick Mahomes isn't actually a good fantasy quarterback. I'm sure this team isn't very high in the standings... I really hope the stars don't show up so everybody else has a chance.     2 Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby  Kraken    T...

Hello I am guest power ranking this week, and unfortunately none of my coworkers wanted to get drunk tonight and there aren't any walkable liquor stores so I'm just doing this sober I guess.  30 min later update I walked to a gas station so now i'm drinking bottled Mich Ultras and doing my best Derek impression. Also, apparently the suburbs of Chicago are not very walkable despite Google Maps routing me this way as if it was walkable. Here's a picture of the highway underpass on the way to the Shell station: Staying in a hotel is strange because there's a strange childlike excitement about it for like 30 seconds and then you realize it sucks. I'm always looking forward to scrolling the cable channels but it turns out TV sucks these days. Anyway, today's theme is things on cable in my hotel room.  #1: Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby TV Show: Seinfeld It's pretty sick how no matter what time it is or where you are, Seinfeld is always on cable somewhere. What's ...

  This may be a controversial list and I understand why you may feel that way. However while doing research  for this list, I came across quite possibly my favorite list of worst inventions. The top four are as such: Segway,  New Coke, Clippy, Agent Orange. You can’t make this shit up. Agent Orange at #4? And this isn’t some random  blogger or even buzzfeed. This is from TIME Magazine. I almost quit writing this article for the second time  this week (my first theme was WAY too suicidal) after seeing that, I genuinely can’t top that. Theme: Worst invenetions ever with their inventor 1 Chubb, Chuba, n Chubby James Strachan - Apache Camel Have you ever wondered if the people that come up with such awful inventions know about the despair and  destruction they will cause when they create it? Or see what horrors they’ve committed and feel regret? I’m  sure James doesn’t care. Why would he? He’s gotta be a sadist. He has made my life miserable. Terrible....